{"product_id":"a-grave-mistake-by-dick-stoner-trick","title":"A Grave Mistake by Dick Stoner - Trick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an hysterically funny folding paper routine routine created by Dick Stoner. He gives you his patter that he has developed during hundreds of performances.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExcellent for MC work and great to have in your case for that special occasion to fill a spot in your show. Visual for any size audience and Plays Big - Packs Small\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli type=\"disc\"\u003eA very fun and entertaining routine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli type=\"disc\"\u003ePacks small but unfolds large enough for any size audience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli type=\"disc\"\u003eEmbossed picture on indestructible Tyvex materials ensure this comedy prop will last a long time\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRESENTATION:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Are you folks ever bothered by those telephone solicitors?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003easks the performer.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Last week a guy called me on the phone and wanted to talk about pre-planning my funeral! I couldn't believe it. I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens,\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehe continues.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Well, I made a grave mistake and let the guy make an appointment with me. He came out to my house and had the whole program 'laid out'.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith that, the performer displays a large (25\" wide by 38\" tall) sheet depicting an embossed casket with an Austrian carved canopy and French velvet drapes and continues,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"This guy said, 'Look, we can give you this beautiful casket for only $190,000.' That's really more than I can afford, I said.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand with that he folds the top section of the sheet down, eliminating the carved canopy on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"He continued, 'No problem, we can eliminate the Austrian canopy and give you these beautiful French velvet drapes and the embossed casket for only $140,000.' Still, that's really more than I'd like to spend.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esays the performer and again folds the sheet, also eliminating the velvet drapes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Still, this guy just wouldn't let up and he said 'Look, I can eliminate the French velvet drapes and give you this gorgeous German embossed casket for just $7,000.' I said, still that's just more than I want to spend.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003econtinues the performer and with that makes one more fold in the sheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"That's when the guy told me he had just what I wanted.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand the picture displays a large trash can!\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"product_description\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dick Stoner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67876155818044,"sku":"pko1793358277621","price":19.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/6985\/2220\/files\/a-grave-mistake-by-dick-stoner---trick_1.jpg?v=1793358306","url":"https:\/\/www.mossheath.com\/products\/a-grave-mistake-by-dick-stoner-trick","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}